Case of all 6 launch designs

Wipe Away the Woke with 3-Ply Freedom!

Hey there, true patriots! Tired of all the nonsense clogging up your day? Well, it’s time to flush the woke agenda right where it belongs with Patriot Paper! We’ve got the ultimate bathroom essential for every proud American who’s ready to laugh their ass off while standing up for what’s right.

Introducing Patriot Paper: The 3-Ply Toilet Roll with 6 Hilarious Designs! 6 pack contains 1 of every design

Design 1: Clinton Crap Cleaner

Wipe the smile of her goddamn face with your finest brownsnake.

Design 2: Pelosi Poopy Paper

The dirtiest asshole meet dirty asshole. She can't do much but you will enjoy wiping your buttcrack with her hysterical face.

Design 3: Biden's Brownsnake Brush

Commander In Chief? Don't make us laugh. Couldn't even remember to bring the toilet paper home. Bust this dirty asshole out for your biggest dumps.

Design 4: Barack O'BUM'A Bum Bomb

Drop a big brown one and clean it up with this smiling jackass.

Design 5: Fauci's Fecal Flush

Every sheet worth more than a fauci promise, nothing will feel better on your rusty date than this asshole's masked face.

Design 6: Bill's Brown Mission

Vaccine MY ASS MOFO

Why Choose Patriot Paper?

• 3-Ply Strength: Sturdy, reliable, and as strong as your beliefs.

• Laugh-Out-Loud Designs: Six unique patterns that guarantee a giggle every visit.

•10% of each wipe will be donated to President Trump's Election Campaign

• Eco-Friendly: MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So why settle for boring, bland toilet paper when you can make a statement with every wipe? Grab your Patriot Paper today and let the world know you’re proud, you’re loud, and you’re here to laugh your ass off while keeping America great!

Patriot Paper: Because even your bathroom breaks should be a celebration of freedom.